Absolutely Not Apparel

For when your boundaries need zero explanation! 🛑🙅♀️✨

Serve up the ultimate mood without saying a word with our Absolutely Not Sweatshirt & Hoodie! Featuring a clean, bold graphic design that delivers straight-to-the-point humor, this pullover is your go-to uniform for cozy days, lazy weekends, coffee runs, or whenever you just aren't having it.

Makes a hilarious and relatable gift for introverts, sarcastic besties, coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates honest humor.

Gildan G180 Heavy Blend Sweatshirt- 50/50 cotton/polyester. Heather Sport colors are 60/40 polyester/cotton. 

Gildan G240 Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve- 100% preshrunk soft cotton. Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10%. Dark Heather, Safety Green and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Comfort Colors C1717 Adult Heavyweight- 100% ringspun cotton

Gildan Soft Style Short Sleeve 64000 - 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton. Sport Grey and Antique Heathers: 90% Soft Cotton, 10% polyester. Heathers: 35% Soft Cotton, 65% polyester. Graphite Heather 50% cotton/50% polyester 

Bella Canvas Short Sleeve 3001C- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton

Next Level N1533 Women's Ideal Racerback Tank- 60% Combed Ring

👨👩👧FAMILY OWNED. MADE & SHIPS INSIDE THE USA.

🖨PRINTING METHOD:
DTF (DIRECT TO FILM) pressed onto garment.

📦SHIPPING:
5-7 business days.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

.: Comfort Colors C1717 Adult Heavyweight RS T-Shirt. Expertly crafted from a luxurious 6.1 oz., 100% ringspun cotton, this preshrunk, garment-dyed tee

.:.: Gildan G540 - The Perfect Long Sleeve Heavy Cotton T-Shirt for All Seasons. 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk USA cotton
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
S. Orange, Safety Green & Graphite Heather are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Please see sizing charts in pictures and see sizing tip below before placing your order. Size up if you like more of loose fit. Message us if you have any questions prior to ordering.

👚CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
To maintain the quality of the fabric and colors, wash the shirts inside out in cold water (30°C - 40°C).
Air dry or tumble dry on low heat. Avoid bleach and dry cleaning.

*Slight differences in color and/or size are normal compared to what you see on your screen, however, if you have any questions or concerns, please reach out to me via Etsy Messages